I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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