You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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