Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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