if you like me you must not know who I am
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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