shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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