omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He shit in the fireplace
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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