ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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