hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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