Sponge bath it is.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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