So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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