Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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