He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
