What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Randomize
