What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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