yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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