Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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