Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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