Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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