Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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