Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
do herpes really smell.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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