Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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