If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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