Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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