If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
wow bdsm is so cute
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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