My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
