we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Randomize