508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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