Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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