its not stalking. its research.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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