I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize