so explain again why im purple
no
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
