Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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