Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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