I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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