found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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