Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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