Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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