Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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