I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize