i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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