i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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