I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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