I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
my poor anus
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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