He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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