You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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