there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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