Who did Billy Mays play for?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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