I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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