Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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