We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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