Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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