Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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