If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You were trust falling into bushes
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
