If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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