Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Randomize
