I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Randomize