that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
This baby is an asshole
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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