Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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